Cape Town, My City.

Do you like Pina Coladas?

This whole market crash is serious business. The way it’s been explained to me, we are basically screwed in two years time. Recession, depression, nuclear war etc… It’s all happening and it’s happening soon. That means no more fancy Cape Town accommodation, vacations or even my nice, shiny flat! This is way too much to bear if you ask me. Will hiring this new president for the USA, Obama even ring in a difference? I don’t think so. I have a very simple solution to our problems though. Just print more money. Yes! Someone out there is printing it right? It’s so simple. Its paper, paper grows on trees for goodness sakes! Unless we are running out of trees and that is why we cannot make any more money! Then the economy spinning out of control is really due to global warming! Its likes a domino effect almost.

Crazy times people, these are crazy times. Cape Town almost seems unaffected by this financial madness. Chalk it up to the start of summer; people just become happier and friendlier, oblivious to the problems of the outside world. Hell, if you are looking for me, I will be up in my penthouse suite, watching the market crash as I sip Pina Coladas.